Thursday, March 30, 2006

To My Accuser

I am the Queen of Multitasking, not cheating, lying or stealing, the closest I get to lying is when we are playing “Bullshit” or bluffing in Poker. I resent the fact that you the cheater of all cheaters could possibly think that I could cheat in a simple game of Prattle Pursuit. I would also, like to point out that I had details of the story that you did not include. I would also say that in the past when I have heard this story my imagination brought me to a totally different picture of the truck. Yes it did take a while to contemplate the picture (over night), I have an excuse, it was a GS night and my mind had been sucked dry by thirteen 10 year old Zombies. I needed time to recover. Shanas comment also threw me off, you see sometime I forget that she also, like you, is full of BS, and is known to Prattle her way through a topics she knows nothing about.

I have been accused of cheating at Prattle Pursuit. There is no way of cheating without several phone calls to people who were around at the time the photos were taken, believe me I am not one for phone calls and technically there were no rules.

The reason the times seem off on the comment, is I have a way of reading blogs that you may not understand. I read blogs twice a day. Yes it is probably not a good use of time, and I may be over indulging but as always I will get board one day and quit. My morning session is done between lunch packing nagging, clothing inspections nagging, homework checks, taxi services, and our other morning routines.

When I wake up, I grab a cup of coffee, wake the kids and then go on line. I use Firefox as my web browser, you Internet Explore people should change. With Firefox’s tab feature I can open many different pages at once in one window. I have it organized, my computer is so organized Kate, its really too bad it isn’t so easy with the house. In my Bookmarks or Favorites (for you internet explore people), I have folders...one is marked Family blogs, this file got too big so now there is two. (I first go to my family, because they post at 2am or 5am or 6am.) I open everyone’s blog at once, in one window, in separate "Tabs". As the pages load, I scroll back and open any new comments, I was always taught to take care of old business first. Once again this is easy with the “open in separate tab” feature. As the first person comments page loads, I go to the next blog, open their comments and so on. As the pages load, I go do a second nagging session with the kids (to make sure they aren’t eating cake for breakfast).

When I get back, I read any new comments on the old posts first, and reply if necessary. This is usually done oldest post to newest. Usually, I am multi tasking and writing several comments at once, checking Email, and brushing little girls hair, this is the reason, father, that my comments are so close together. 8:39, 8:40, 8:42(old posts). I submit those comments at once.

After I have commented or re-commented I will then go to your new post. I open any comments about those new posts (I usually go and drop off kids as these pages load) before I read your post. As the comments load I go back and read the new posts, sometimes as I read your post I maybe writing a comment. Dad, again, this is why the times on my last comment is eight minutes later, 8:50, I submitted the other comments, and then went to kiss and hug my children goodbye, the ones that were walking to school. I was able to comment at that time because T had another Doctors appointment so I did have to drop her off at school. After send the other two off, I came back and opened your newest posts comment page as it loaded I read the post.

This is not the first time I have been accused of cheating. If fact more then once, both those allegations I absolutely do not understand.

I am informing you that my Pack, the Wolf Clan, will back me if any malicious actions partake from these allegations. We may be forced into playing Capture the Bra at the next clan gathering, or worse…

Let this pubic (I still get a chuckle) announcement be warning for all my accusers.


To the rest of you who are saying WTF? I hope I have provided the proper links to inform you of all the detail. I would appreciate any help in proving my innocents. Thank You!


18 comments:

  1. Sniff, sniff, sniff, snuff, I smell something similar to defcated material, watch your step, don't want anyone stepping in it! I wonder where is odor is coming form, technology is great, now we have scratch and sniff software

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  2. lol man he is pushing buttons...thanks sister...it's about time he left me alne for a little while...I know he will be back and I must remind you that usually you are working with him..."daddys girl."

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  3. Read your posting in a haste as it was time to close the store, laughed all the way to the store, walked into the store and everyone looked at me like I was an esacpee from API. Laughed all the way home, your mother thought I was drunk when I came into the house laughing! Had to make myself a cup of coffee to calm myself down, watched a little t.v., but still laughing so hard I could not concentrate on what I was watching. Re-read your posting four more times, finally I have stopped laughing but this big grin will not go away! Heidi, you are slipping, you use to be able to pull things off without me catching you, but you talk so much now that you give yourself away. You are a multi-tasker? I know how long it takes to get you going in the a.m.! I figure that if you follow the routine that you described in your blog, your computer set up must look like something in the CIA. I figure that you must have at least four monitors flashing blogs, CPU's purring away sorting out files and comments in sequence that they have been responded to, atleast four printers running out schedules of you activities and scheduling you a time allocation table to adhere to. On top of all this, you are drinkiong your first cup of coffee, sneaking a cigarette in the house, getting dressed and still managing to type all of those reponsces in a time span of less than two minutes, I compute that you miust have at least five keyboards in use at one time, with two hands controlling that many keyboards, you have to have the fastest fingers in the world, and all this while you are combing the girl's hair - now come on Heidi - admit, you were caught red handed in an attempt to embezzle one prize from Hyperbole Trivia Pursuit, which most liley was a box of GS cookies! You mention in your posting that you could always call someone on the phone and get the correct answers, well if you can call some of those individuls that I have mentioned in my trivia questions, I would sure like to talk to my mother once again, my father, Tad or Don or even my great grandfatehr, oh, I forgot you can't call him they had not invented phones yet. Sneaking around a computer is not as easy as it was to sneak out your window when you were a girl, your tracks are clearly left behnd for any wanna be slooth to follow! Try again Kid, next time do not use so much detail! The secret to it is to leave as little detail as possible, just enough to make it sound logical but still not enugh evidence to be caught. As to the threat, which is also a very srong sign of guilt, go a head and let the Wolf Clan make a Bra raid, I know where you keep yours at home and they will fly from my flag poles all summer! Thanks for trying!

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  4. What's that I see, oh, it is a "tinker" dinking with my site, oh, look what she is doing to my site, she is dinkering, oh, no, she is also "dinkering" with a second site, it appears to be somethng to do with a buffalo, now why is this little "dinker", tinkering with somethng that does not need to be dunked with, I think "tinker" is dinking with me, oh but the tinker got caught - again!

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  5. I think this is another case of the Pepto falling out of the medicinal cabinet.

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  6. I am not dinkering with your site....Bogus accusations.

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  7. It is amazing how fast at 50,600 bps that the blogs belonging to Heidi, John, Erica, and Brittany will load up while at the same speed my blog or Shana's blog will not open at all - wonder why that is - jsut a gray screen, but when you go back into blogspot.com dashboard, and check seetings - gee look at allthose "tinker" and "dinker" tracks - looks like amose got loose!

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  8. "Tinkere belle", check your phone messages for any message left at 9:40 p.m.!

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  9. I was working on Shana's new site...but not through her account. I was not signed on as you either...although you keep talking trash, I may have to censor you.

    I hope its not bad news...I was just headed to bed so i am checking my messages.

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  10. "Oh, such a tangle of web we weave when we first ry to deceive" Willie Shakeaspear

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  11. Okay so what did I do...i got this strange message on my phone left at 10:40...so the caller says. At any rate....SHana, I know nohing about these accuations. What ever he has done...i have no part in it.

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  12. Hmmm...i just noticed the time on my computer is two minutes slower then the comment post.

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  13. Do you think my voice mail is fast...seeing how you said you called at both 9:40 and 10:40.

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  14. You will be happy to learn that I have found a temporary home for my blog site and have also found a back up site for Shana, I thought you were going to bed an hour ago! Still dinking and tinking around?

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