To My Accuser

I am the Queen of Multitasking, not cheating, lying or stealing, the closest I get to lying is when we are playing “Bullshit” or bluffing in Poker. I resent the fact that you the cheater of all cheaters could possibly think that I could cheat in a simple game of Prattle Pursuit. I would also, like to point out that I had details of the story that you did not include. I would also say that in the past when I have heard this story my imagination brought me to a totally different picture of the truck. Yes it did take a while to contemplate the picture (over night), I have an excuse, it was a GS night and my mind had been sucked dry by thirteen 10 year old Zombies. I needed time to recover. Shanas comment also threw me off, you see sometime I forget that she also, like you, is full of BS, and is known to Prattle her way through a topics she knows nothing about.

I have been accused of cheating at Prattle Pursuit. There is no way of cheating without several phone calls to people who were around at the time the photos were taken, believe me I am not one for phone calls and technically there were no rules.

The reason the times seem off on the comment, is I have a way of reading blogs that you may not understand. I read blogs twice a day. Yes it is probably not a good use of time, and I may be over indulging but as always I will get board one day and quit. My morning session is done between lunch packing nagging, clothing inspections nagging, homework checks, taxi services, and our other morning routines.

When I wake up, I grab a cup of coffee, wake the kids and then go on line. I use Firefox as my web browser, you Internet Explore people should change. With Firefox’s tab feature I can open many different pages at once in one window. I have it organized, my computer is so organized Kate, its really too bad it isn’t so easy with the house. In my Bookmarks or Favorites (for you internet explore people), I have folders...one is marked Family blogs, this file got too big so now there is two. (I first go to my family, because they post at 2am or 5am or 6am.) I open everyone’s blog at once, in one window, in separate "Tabs". As the pages load, I scroll back and open any new comments, I was always taught to take care of old business first. Once again this is easy with the “open in separate tab” feature. As the first person comments page loads, I go to the next blog, open their comments and so on. As the pages load, I go do a second nagging session with the kids (to make sure they aren’t eating cake for breakfast).

When I get back, I read any new comments on the old posts first, and reply if necessary. This is usually done oldest post to newest. Usually, I am multi tasking and writing several comments at once, checking Email, and brushing little girls hair, this is the reason, father, that my comments are so close together. 8:39, 8:40, 8:42(old posts). I submit those comments at once.

After I have commented or re-commented I will then go to your new post. I open any comments about those new posts (I usually go and drop off kids as these pages load) before I read your post. As the comments load I go back and read the new posts, sometimes as I read your post I maybe writing a comment. Dad, again, this is why the times on my last comment is eight minutes later, 8:50, I submitted the other comments, and then went to kiss and hug my children goodbye, the ones that were walking to school. I was able to comment at that time because T had another Doctors appointment so I did have to drop her off at school. After send the other two off, I came back and opened your newest posts comment page as it loaded I read the post.

This is not the first time I have been accused of cheating. If fact more then once, both those allegations I absolutely do not understand.

I am informing you that my Pack, the Wolf Clan, will back me if any malicious actions partake from these allegations. We may be forced into playing Capture the Bra at the next clan gathering, or worse…

Let this pubic (I still get a chuckle) announcement be warning for all my accusers.

To the rest of you who are saying WTF? I hope I have provided the proper links to inform you of all the detail. I would appreciate any help in proving my innocents. Thank You!